The Countdown is on

<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2975/2556/1600/countymap.png"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2975/2556/320/countymap.png" style="cursor: hand; float: left; margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px;" /></a></span><br /> <i><span style="color: #e69138;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Well, the first Canadian Championship of Bike Building is less than 2 days away!</span></span></i><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">I'm nervous and excited! There is one dark spot in all of this and that is the Mayor of Grande Prairie and the Grande Prairie RCMP.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">They are not happy that we are letting everyone wear their club riding gear, they have started posting signs about outlaw colors and making a fuss like we are all a bunch of hoodlums.....</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Beaverlodge RCMP have just recently taken over the town of Wembley's policing duties and have had a very high presence in Wembley since they took over a little over a week ago.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">I am asking you to be careful - please make sure your gear is legit and watch your throttle hand.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">They are going to be out there in full force so DON'T take any chances - please!</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">I am posting the map of how to bypass Grande Prairie to avoid the worst of it, but remember - the police will be doing their jobs above and beyond because they don't like us, ride accordingly.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Other than that small fly in the ointment, mother nature seems to be smiling, and that's a good thing!</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The Championship competition is going to be incredible with builders from New Brunswick, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, the NWT, Alberta and BC competing! Chica, Tom Langton, Heather Ireland and the kids from the Bike Club arrive tomorrow, the press starts arriving tonight.....</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Look forward to seeing everyone that can come, its gonna be a blast!</span></i>

The Countdown is on

Belt Drive 0 7:39 AM

Well, the first Canadian Championship of Bike Building is less than 2 days away! I'm nervous and excited! There is one dark spot in all of this and that is the Mayor of Grande Prairie and the Grande Prairie RCMP. They are not happy that we are letti… Read more »

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The Pastor's Ass

<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e69138;"><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.</span></i></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e69138;"><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.</span></i></span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The next day, the local paper headline read:</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for$10.The next day the paper read:</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 </span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The bishop was buried the next day.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The moral of the story is, being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Sent in By Barry & Cindy in Red Deer</span>

The Pastor's Ass

Belt Drive 0 7:54 AM

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity th… Read more »

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